Why I Never Wash

By Johnny Angel

Ten Reasons I Never Wash

1. I was made to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites!  They think they are cleaner than 
other people.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap.  I  could never decide 
which one is right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring... so I stopped.
5. I still wash on some occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'm still young.  When I'm older and dirtier, I might start 
washing. 
8. I really don't have time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.

Ten Reasons I Never Go To Church  (where Jesus can wash me white 
as snow)

1.  I was made to go to church as a child.
2.  People who go to church are hypocrites!  They think they are better 
than other people.
3.  There are so many denominations.  I could never decide which one 
is right.
4.  I used to go to church, but it got boring. . . so I stopped.
5.  I still go on some occasions like Christmas and Easter.
6.  None of my friends go to church.
7.  I'm still young.  When I'm older, I might go.
8.  I don't really have time.
9.  The church is never warm enough.
10.  The church is only after my money.